neorenism
To have unbreakable virginity
a stone, suffers from neorenism
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Nemenism
A form of religion that does not give a damn about anything and everything that exists in the universe. They strive to tell anyone and everyone that caring too much for things is a waste of time. To become a Nemenist, one must complete an initiation that involves a test of your ability to not bring too much attention about anything in your life . Once this is completed, one would be blessed by the deity himself, Nemesiah, to fully become a Nemenist sentinel.
Person 1 - Hey man, where were you yesterday?
Person 2 - I was worshiping our demi-god Nemesiah.
Person 1 - I haven't heard of that god before, what is your religion?
Person 2 - My religion is Nemenism, a religion that involves a disregard for too much attention to things.
Person 1 - That's really interesting, I might check that out.
Person 2 - I was worshiping our demi-god Nemesiah.
Person 1 - I haven't heard of that god before, what is your religion?
Person 2 - My religion is Nemenism, a religion that involves a disregard for too much attention to things.
Person 1 - That's really interesting, I might check that out.
neopetism
garth: "did you see klaus yet? i wanted to trade a level 72 magic card with him."
ina: "idk ever since he converted to neopetism, he's been playing neopets nonstop"
ina: "idk ever since he converted to neopetism, he's been playing neopets nonstop"
neopetism by Jocelyn Wildenstein June 10, 2008
Neoracism
A hypothetical ideology in which someone is equally racist against every race however the reasons for the racism is different for every group, but the amount of racism remains the same.
That one friend: “idk man, all these blacks are getting on my nerves.”
You: “woahhhh step back.”
That one friend: “don’t worry so are the whites, and the Asians, and the natives.”
You: “oh so people in general are getting on your nerves?”
That one friend: “no, whites annoy me cause they’re always triggered over things and blacks annoy me cause they stole my bike and Asians-“
You: “just stfu literally stfu shut up shut the shut up.”
That one friend: “why?”
You: “because you’re being such an emo depressed doomer.”
That one friend: “no it’s a thing called neoracism.”
You: “woahhhh step back.”
That one friend: “don’t worry so are the whites, and the Asians, and the natives.”
You: “oh so people in general are getting on your nerves?”
That one friend: “no, whites annoy me cause they’re always triggered over things and blacks annoy me cause they stole my bike and Asians-“
You: “just stfu literally stfu shut up shut the shut up.”
That one friend: “why?”
You: “because you’re being such an emo depressed doomer.”
That one friend: “no it’s a thing called neoracism.”
Neoracism by Sacredfart March 20, 2023
noreenism
a socially contagious phenomenon characterized by unfounded anxiety, paranoia and depression over the anticipated result of one's examination often exhibited by a law student feigning unintelligence while manifesting apparent intelligence. It is also a specie of academic bluffing.