neopolitancc 

Best mutuals i have ever had in my life they are god and Jesus i swear like bro if u don’t agree with me than idk what’s u have in ur brain, but yes best omori, Pokémon, yttd mutual!! 😘😘😘

“ neopolitancc is the best person and mutual in this world<33333”

neopolitancc by Amongusballs September 25, 2021

neopolitancc 

Best mutual and i will never unfollow them and like literally and if you don’t like them u aren’t cool and u are a big loser, but yes best omori, pokemon, yttd and ect mutuals

“Hey! Have u heard of neopolitancc they are literally better than u!!"

neopolitancc by Amongusballs September 25, 2021

Neopolitan Dick 

"Neopolitan Dick " is a term to describe a circumcised penis having a variety of colors (~hence, "neopolitan" like the famous mix of strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate icecream) due to the circumcision itself.

The tip (head) more pink, the shaft more neutral, and the scrotum darker.

Girl: His dick had different colors.
Girl's Friend: So he had a Neopolitan Dick?
Girl: Haha I suppose, it was pretty hot to be honest...

Neopolitan Dick by KiiDLMTLSS January 3, 2014

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"

"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

Neopolitan Drip

When you fuck a girl in the ass and drop your load in her, the subsequent mixture of liquid that drips out is a little red (blood), a little white (cum) and a little or a lot, if your lucky, brown (poop).

After I banged candy in the ass last night she treated me to a neopolitan drip on my chest.

Neopolitan Drip by Mugwamp530 December 8, 2013

Neopolitan 

The most badass fighter from the anime RWBY. She will beat the shit out of her enemies with an umbrella despite her being the smollest character.

“Hey dude, wanna go bully midgets?”
“No, I don’t wanna run into Neopolitan”

Neopolitan by QuirkyGirlUwU_16 August 4, 2020

Neopolitan Dump 

When you miss a day or more of taking a dump and feel a little backed up, and then one glorious morning you drop a huge log and can clearly see, upon close inspection, that your shit log, while still one continuous piece, is split into two or more distinct sections. Each section of the log will have its own consistency/color and can, upon VERY close inspection, be classified by each backed-up day since the last dump. In rare situations and requiring years of training, one can produce the perfect Neopolitan Dump with three distinct sections: white, brown and pink.

Frank: Damn Tom, you should’ve seen this massive and magnificent dump I took this morning.
Tom: What was so amazing about it?
Frank: Well, I’ve been so backed up over the past few days, moving from Mexican to Thai to Japanese to Greek, that my log came out and had three distinct sections… each with its own color and consistency. I’ve never seen anything like it!!
Tom: I’ve heard of such dumps… they are the very rare and awe inspiring Neopolitan Dump. Did you take a picture?
Frank: You damn right I took a picture… check it out (hands Tom picture)
Tom: Gross
Frank: SmyD
Tom: Garg the Smeg
Frank: WoW Noz

Neopolitan Dump by apound21 June 11, 2009