A phrase used by Phil Lester while he made his potato stamp on his last DanAndPhilCrafts video. This phrase will now be the death of the internet and all YouTube comment sections.

Phil: press it on to the paper
Dan: Phil! To hard. You hurt it!
Phil: Be Soft and Neat, Soft and Neat, Soft and Neat!

Soft and Neat by DanAndPhilMemes April 1, 2017

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Neatos Cheetos

When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers

Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos

Neatos Cheetos by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021

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Negative Reality Inversion

A Negative Reality Inversion (NRI) a term originating from the series "The Young Ones" and is actually technobabble.

A Reality Inversion would be the symmetrical inversion of reality. Making it negative would actually cancel it out, leaving you with reality.

NEIL: Anybody watching that must've thought it was a negative reality inversion.

*A man and woman are making out in the shadows
WOMAN: Cor, that looked just like a negative reality inversion, didn't it?
MAN: Yes, it did, a bit.

*They turn their attention back to each other

Negative Reality Inversion by DecoyDucky May 4, 2010

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