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Neighbour-net 

1. The horrible internet you steal from your neighbours. However bad, it is generally frowned upon to complain due to the fact that it is free access to The Internet.

2. A netting made out of your neighbours. This is a rarer use of the word. Because it's weird really.
Dave: "Oh boy! This neighbour-net is so slow! Yet I'm so thankful!"
Dave's Neighbour: "Sir, please stop stealing our Internet."

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Policeman 1: "So what was that Dave guy arrested for?"
Policeman 2: "He was caught making Neighbour-net."
Policeman 1: "That sick bastard!"
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Neighbour Net

Slang / Technical term used to describe an accessible wireless network which does not belong to you, often belonging to your neghbours or a local business etc
"I'm on Neighbour Net at the moment cause our internet is cut off"
Neighbour Net by Prince_Of_Narnia September 3, 2009

Neighbornet 

What you get when you connect to your neighbor's wireless (or wired, for that matter) internet, with or without his or her knowledge.
Didja hear? Johnny connected his wireless ethernet card to his neighbor's wireless network, and now he's got neighbornet!
Neighbornet by nubluva December 31, 2006
Word of the Day on May 30, 2009

Neighbornet 

When your inter-web cuts your obviously hard work and dedicated web browsing short, use your neighbors conveniently unsecured network.
Dude your internet is down again!
-Its ok, just use my neighbornet.
Neighbornet by LucienC August 15, 2009

Neighbornet 

The internet you get when mooching off of a neighbor's wireless connection, as opposed to just the regular internet you get directly. Unlike the regular internet, the neighbornet is slower, and dies randomly, but it's free.
"Shit, brah, my router's busted. I'm stuck checkin' Facebook on the neighbornet coming from the guy across the hall."
Neighbornet by Zrazor August 17, 2008

neighbornet 

The areas neighbors wireless network.(often used on vacation) Usually unencrypted and slow but great when yours goes down, or you need to do something questionable.
Hey man, can you sign on here?
There is a neighbornet but it keeps dropping me.
neighbornet by Bween February 20, 2007

Neighbornetting 

The act of using someone else's wifi without permission. Generally refers to use of that of a nearby residence, company or other such building. The party who's internet connection is being leeched off of is usually unaware of the act.
"Yo, man, my net's been down so I've been neighbornetting."
"What? Dude, if they find out you've been stealing their wifi they'll be pissed."
Neighbornetting by apathyjunior November 12, 2009
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