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a massive nerd, that enjoys orienteering, buffy, angel and 90's hard trance. prone to lengthening skirts, pulling up socks, staring blankly and attempting to convince people she isnt a geek
'who's the nerd asleep after lunch in a punlic place??'
'oh that's neens'
neens by addz_1 January 3, 2008
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A girl who likes cabbage and old people. If asked to choose between the two she will respond, "Give me both cabbage and old people, or give me death".

Wow, look at Neens admiring that old person eating cabbage.
Wow, look at Neens admiring that old person eating cabbage.
Whatta Neens.
There once was a Neens in Senegal.
Neens by lettuceisanono September 25, 2011
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Neenster neen neener neenee needs Neener-neener Neena Neenah neenoo Neenu
Neens è una stella, la persona migliore che io conosca, con così tanti pensieri per la testa da influenzare tutto ciò che fa.
Tuttavia, è capace di portare quell’energia, quella vitalità, che non tuttə riescono a portare in quel modo così speciale.
Molte volte tende a sminuirsi, a far fatica ad andare avanti, non riesce a credere abbastanza in se stessa, nonostante le numerose persone che la amano per quella che realmente è.
Neens deve amare se stessa, in tutti i modi, sempre.
Neens è diversa, è particolare, difficile, Neens è coraggiosa, originale, profonda, sensibile.
Neens non finge mai, si mostra sempre per quella che è, senza aver paura.
continua ad essere Neens
Neens by neensrommel November 21, 2023
where is the neens?
neens by getturked July 7, 2025

Neeshfest 

A large, organised party, without security, involving mayhem. Involves smashing of plates, collapsing of curtain rails, and general destructive, mad behaviour.
The original party, held at Aneesh's, hence the name Neeshfest. Reached page 3 of the London Evening Standard. Took place on the 30th of January, 2010.
Neeshfest by Homewrecker300110 September 17, 2010
a beautiful woman with a amazing mind set very independent
Neesha is awesome if you ever find one keep her
Neesha by MIchelleTub October 9, 2021

Neenis Pipe 

The PENIS, especially a strong and proud one.
"How'd you go last night Chownaaay"

"Yeah pretty good mate. My Neenis Pipe is pretty tender this morning"
Neenis Pipe by Albert Dickfos December 30, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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