NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.

After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER by weave September 9, 2003

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Needledick Bugfucker

A penis so small that it can fuck bugs.

Holy shit guys, that dudes a needledick bugfucker!

Needledick Bugfucker by osufan15 April 8, 2009

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(needle dick bug fucker)

A guy who thinks his dick is huge, but after investingating, his dick is realy no bigger than a pin. (needle)

Such a small dick, that he could only fuck a bug(cockroach), and still get his rocks off. Poor bug would say: (Hey you got a realy small dick. (Needle dick bug fucker)

(needle dick bug fucker) by alikatt333 January 8, 2009

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needle dick bug fucker

a moniker referring to an individual with a penis so small and thin it can only be used to procreate with insects. After long term "bug fucking", the individual begins to prefer it to attempting regular sex

Did you hear Stacy hooked up with Brad? No way, that guy's a needle dick bug fucker

needle dick bug fucker by Chamber6 May 28, 2020

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Needle Dick Bug Fucker

A disagreeable fellow, a peckerwood, an asshole, a fucktard.

Donald Trump is a needle dick bug fucker. Actually, the entire Republican party consists of needle dick bug fuckers.

Needle Dick Bug Fucker by fidness 1957 February 18, 2025

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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