necropastaphilia

A paraphilia, related to necrophilia, that involves a strong desire to sexually gratify one's self using a corpse, or a simulacrum of a body (such as a doll), that has died from eating an excess amount of spaghetti (or another related pasta). In cases where a corpse is simulated it is sufficient to place the face of the figure in a plate of pasta, as it is difficult to feed an inanimate object.

"So I was having a nice dinner with my ex when she passed out and landed right in her plate of spaghetti."
"Did you tap it?"
"Nah, man, I'm no necropastaphiliac!"

by The Voice of The People December 12, 2008

necropastaphilia

A paraphilia, related to necrophilia, that involves a strong desire to sexually gratify one's self using a corpse, or a simulacrum of a body (such as a doll), that has died from eating an excess amount of spaghetti (or another related pasta). In cases where a corpse is simulated it is sufficient to place the face of the figure in a plate of pasta, as it is difficult to feed an inanimate object.

"So I was having a nice dinner with my ex when she passed out and landed right in her plate of spaghetti."
"Did you tap it?"
"Nah, man, I'm no necropastaphiliac!"

by The Voice of The People December 13, 2008

Necrobeastaphiliac

A person who has sex with dead animals.

Dude Renees a total Necrobeastaphiliac, she had sex with my dead cat, Milo.

by Weezels September 14, 2004

Necropostophiliac

One who likes to necropost.

You're a frigg'n necropostophiliac. Someone ban him.

by Yuyuyami March 26, 2006

Necrobeastaphiliality

necrophilia - obsession of sexual intercourse with dead corpses

beastiality - obsession of sexual intercourse with animals

HENCE..

necrobeastaphiliality - a fetish for fucking dead animals.

A bunny just ran by. I wish it was dead, so I could fuck it.
I'm soooo in to necrobeastaphiliality ;)

by Becca and Kristie July 26, 2009