Nearpod

Nearpod is a fucking school disaster that people find "fun", This shit sucks and they act like its fun, but thats what the teachers say

This shit is terrible, alongside schoology, fuck nearpod. Every lesson feels like im taking a benchmark in a low budget school. It looks like it was fucking made in 2008. The share featured is so dumb because as you're trying to do the test the teacher shoves someone's work right in your face while nobody gives a shit, they just want to work. Sometimes they make automated lessons, which you can do at anytime, and its so fucking boring its like fucking living in a jail cell, it will keep you up at 3AM in cold sweats thinking "did i do my nearpod??? fuck, shit, its saturday i gotta do this shit over the fucking week"
its bland as fuck, and the teachers act like its the funnest way to learn ever, its proof there is no fun way to learn.

Ever.

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Nearpod by anonymous April 30, 2021

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nearpod

the gayest mother fucking website in school

ugh nearpod fuck that

nearpod by ddds nuts March 24, 2022

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