Neagle

Taking a shit while your roommate is in the shower.

Person 1: Dude, why are you in such a bad mood?
Person 2: My roommate totally Neagled me this morning.

by lilab August 31, 2017

neagle

When somebody fucks a job up beyond repair and attempts to hide it by lying or playing dumb
Pronounced "Nay-Gull"

John sure neagled that car up.
Don't be a neagler Henry!
Jeff you better not neagle up that table.
Thats a neagle within a neagle! Its Neagleception!!!

by The Neagler December 20, 2023

Devin Neagle

Mainly Known to be attending SHS. He is an expert in world of warcraft. he is a true hero

i skipped my date to play world of warcraft with devin Neagle

by Blaze1218902473289572 May 20, 2010

Don't Neglect the Balls

Words used to describe a person in your workplace who possesses a PhD in Epic Douchebaggery.

A typical "DNB" will do things far beyond what any normal person will do to please their superiors; often without any additional compensation, reward or recognition.

DNB's alienate their peers due to their weasely kissy-ass nature, and often believe they hold an advanced supervisory position - often implied by their boss in order to boost their ball attentiveness.

Boss - "I see you are making deliveries after work on your own time...but don't neglect the balls!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!" ("Yes Sir!")

Boss - "Um, SURE you're the nightshift super*mumble*...as long as you keep letting me know who's goofing around!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!"

by PhailBot June 14, 2010

pothole neglect

what the state highway department does that eventually cause a fatality

Because of the assholes in the state highway department and their pothole neglect, my daughter lost her husband of 2 weeks. The lawsuit is pending. This is a true story.

by jeff rose August 27, 2008

Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH)

Neglected Zumba Husband is a man married to an obsessed Zumba addict and is always stuck taking care of the kids, cooking meals and cleaning the house. Most wish their wife is half as nice to them as she is to her Zumba students, and sex.... let's not even go there.

My Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) does all the work around the house while I'm out teaching Zumba classes. See Neglected Zumba Husband page on facebook.

by NZH Prez May 25, 2011

Neglext

The act of not texting back when in the midst of a text exchange. Can be intentional or inadvertent.

I am so sorry I neglexted you...I got so busy at work and then went out with my co-worker right after.

by javarocks December 7, 2013