naval gazer

what someone is during the act of fellatio. while they are down there, they are at eye level the pitcher's naval.

she's a great naval gazer.

by wode June 18, 2007

navel-gazer

one who is extraordinarily self-absorbed with him or herself on any given issue; excessive introspection and reflection when action is more necessary. (v) navel gazing.

Bill is a ha ha ha ha (laughter) hahahahahaha (more laughter) hee-hee-hee (coughing) hee-hee-hee (more coughing) hee-hee (laughter) Navel-Gazer.

If Mr. Bill wasn't such a Navel-Gazer, he might actually take some bad advice.

by Bob Doughnuts March 19, 2008

navel gazer

a very offensive term for a megalomaniacal, arrogant, chutzpan, self centered, navel gazing individual who has few or no friends in society.

Dudley Dursley from the Harry Potter series would probably be the the perfect epitome of a navel gazer

by Sexydimma October 4, 2013

navelgazers

self-absorbed narcissist.

What a bunch of navelgazers - all they ever talk about is themselves!

by dafduc July 28, 2006