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National Ugly Bsf Day 

National Ugly best friend day is on May 11, on this day you spam your Bsf with ugly pictures of them.
Happy National Ugly Bsf Day Jenny!

National Ugly Beard Day 

On December 23, the barber shops are free for ugly beards.
Happy National Ugly Beard Day!
National Ugly Beard Day by sg_10 November 3, 2021

national kick an ugly person day 

on November 13, whenever you see someone so ugly that you have to advert your eyes, just kick them! it’s fun for everyone (unless you’re ugly).
i’m so glad that it’s national kick an ugly person day today because i can’t stand to look at him any longer.

National Text an Ugly Hoe Day 

On the day of June 10, you are permitted to grace the presence of an ugly hoe(s) use wisely you can only text 3 ugly hoes on this day
Just text her ugly ass and make her feel good 🤷🏽 ♂️
National Text An Ugly Hoe Day

national fuck an ugly bitch day 

November 12th for who are named Harry ! Dumbass hoeeeeee
Wow! It’s Harry’s Day! National fuck an ugly bitch day.

national kick an ugly person day 

on January 13, whenever you see someone so ugly that you have to advert your eyes, just kick them! it’s fun for everyone (unless you’re ugly).
i'm so glad that it's national kick an ugly person day because i can't stand to look at him any longer
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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