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National Shit on Floor Day 

On April 12th, you shall shit on the floor with style and run out. Make the bathrooms stink!
“Bro whys there shit everywhere on the floor.”
National Shit on Floor day, dummy.”

National Floof Day

On September 6th, all felines are celebrated! Go ahead and adopt a cat on September 6th!
“Yo dude, what’s the date today?”
September 6th. Why?”
“OMG IT’S NATIONAL FLOOF DAY! QUICK, FIND A CAT RESCUE PLACE NOW!”
“You’ve already adopted 16 cats on this day! We’re done?
Yeah they got a 17th cat 🤣