natalie p

Dating a white tall male. She is very nice and is very Asian and skinny. Usually

She is such a natalie p

by YahhhhhhhhBoy February 6, 2017

Natalie Pollard

A Psychopathic wife who's goal in life is to play nice and convince the spouse into marriage. Once this task has been accomplished she will then turn into a satan-sort of a human-being and forcefully remove your sexual organs and hands. she will then harvest these organs and only give them use during self pleasure in the form of masturbation. Once you can stand no more she will lock you and all your children in the frigid basement and torment you unitl you can stand no more. Finally she will take a nazi dagger and make an incision across your trachea causing extreme blood loss leading to death, which only brings furthe peasure to her. Once the spouse is deceased she will perform sexual experiments on the children such as attaching squirrel testicles and removing the human ones. once all her fun and games have been performed and she is satisfied with her demoness, she will then break a valve filled with fatal carbon monoxide gas, and watch the kids through a video camera as they suffer for their last breathe.

Natalie Pollard" im gonna cut your balls off"

by Jeffrey the shit Dahmer December 28, 2009

natalie portman

1. To be overrated.
2. To resemble wood.
3. To be haughty.

1. I heard she was pretty but she's totally a Natalie Portman.
2. She acts about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.

by Bite me May 13, 2005

Natalie Portman

Appallingly bad wedge-faced actress, career sustained by membership of the Tribe and fanatical crypto-paedophilic fanbase.

Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.

'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.

Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.

I'd give Natalie Portman one between the jewbs, nan, but I'd be doing her a fucking favour.

by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007

natalie portman

1. Someone who is overrated.
2. Someone whose facial expressions resemble wood.
3. Someone who is haughty.

1. I heard she was pretty but she's a Natalie Portman.
2. She acted about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.

by Bite me March 19, 2005

natalie portman

Beautiful Harvard graduate who was Darth Vader's baby mama.

Natalie Portman could have done better than that sleazy jerk Vader.

by Jedi421 January 6, 2009

The Natalie Portman

The act of a woman performing anal intercourse on a man while wearing a strap-on. After intercourse, the man must then perform fellatio on the used strap-on. (Strap on preferably large and black in color.)

Guy 1: Dude it hurts so bad to sit down today.

Guy 2: Thats what The Natalie Portman will do to you man...also you need a breath mint.

by actionjackson888 March 14, 2011