namesh 

A pretentious guy who thinks he's too cool to post his Urban Dictionary definition. Thinks his Instagram aesthetic is his actual personality. Can be found thirsting on the comment section of random IG thots

Girl 1 : Hey did you check your Urban Dictionary definition yet?

Boy 1 : Nah its for lame people and lovers
Girl 1 : Don't be a Namesh

Girl 1 : Felt cute might delete this later
Boy 1 : 🥵🔥
Girl 1 : 🤢 don't be a Namesh

namesh by thesexgod1999 November 24, 2021

people who define their names on urbandictionary 

Complete fucking retards

people who define their names on urbandictionary can go fuck themselves

people who define their names on urbandictionary by AnalPrincess69 June 6, 2016

Marjorie Three Names 

The name of the QAnon disciple/pseudo member of Congress/CrossFitter who ran unopposed in a heavily Red district in Georgia.
She claims that Jewish Space lasers were used to start California forest fires, and that 9/11, the Sandy Hook shooting and the Parkland school shooting are hoaxes.
She was removed from all of her Congressional Committees, manhandled a cardboard cutout of the former guy, and doesn’t know how to do a proper pull-up.

Marjorie Three Names cited Urban Dictionary to “prove” the existence of a Democratic cult she calls Blue Anon.

Marjorie Three Names by Jojo momma April 25, 2021

Names on Urban Dictionary

Names written by people who obviously love spamming the internet with their useless self-esteem boosting and can't resist writing the word "sexy" and praising their body parts in their meanings. Many of these desperate people feel that they have a better chance on Urban Dictionary then on an online dating website, rendering them a complete mockery of the human brain. Either that, or they are hoping for a miracle that some dream human will read the definition and pick their way to the writer in complete belief that whatever is written in the meaning is completely true.

"Gracie has a killer body with amazing curves and a sexy bust. Arouses men without realization. Legendary in bed. Very beautiful and interesting. Loves to cuddle in bed after a romantic evening; the perfect lover and knows how to make one feel like the center of the universe with a single glance."
"An extremely attractive individual who sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably amazing in every way possible. Worshiped for having the finest ass in America, and getting the most wanted action from girls. Basically, Ricky is a beast."
"Everybody sounds the exact same in the names on Urban Dictionary."

Names on Urban Dictionary by Puntama June 23, 2015

The NameSake Effect

When you stumble upon the musical greatness of the band NameSake you are left with what i like to call ***THE NAMESAKE EFFECT***

It is the bittersweet aftermath of having heard one of their catchy songs, seen one of their swooning smiles or have been embraced by one of their hugs. This sensation leaves you craving more. You may not realize the limitless hours you spend searching youtube for more NameSake videos, the countless times you have checked their twitters, or that you stalk their facebooks at least a dozen times daily. Do not be alarmed this reaction to NameSake is normal.

Will, Troy, Seth, Kevin and Brad - these five boys are true talents with humble hearts, they are to blame for this brain shaking fixation. NameSake lyrics and melodies navigate your way into another world where there are no limits, no rules. Proceed with joy as you are engulfed in The NameSake Effect :)

"i find myself searching for you" -NameSake

(car ride to the grocery store)
MOM: "Are we really listening to Borders and Fences again? But honey, you used to listen to a variety of music, what happened?"

ME: " NameSake happened!"

(car ride to the mall)
FRIEND: "You have been single for months and still wont date anyone, why?"
ME: "Well why should I even bother dating, when I already know who will be my future husband, he is in the band NameSake."

music mania fandom

hence The NameSake Effect

The NameSake Effect by forever822blue August 8, 2012

Dumb Names 

Dumb names where people are called names with two sounds like Oof Oof, E E, Wen Wen or Tu Tu. Very common in developing nations or poor nations like Niger and people are named deez miserable names due to the Low average IQ of 69 there. Since people there are retarded they have no creativity and so name their kids after stupid sounding animal sound names.

Ni Ni: I am gonna name my son Gey Gey
Person with normal intelligence: No No!! come up with something more creative or normal sounding that is such a Dumb names
Ni Ni: No No? That’s a good name
No No, he likes it
Whole village: *Cheers in idiocracy*
*facepalms*

Dumb Names by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 23, 2021

Hyphenated-Names 

For the past several decades women have continually pressed men into going along with their new ways of thinking, most of it being pure bullshit. Numerous sex partners prior to landing some chump into marriage (typically the number they claim they’ve had can in reality be multiplied by at least five), promiscuity after marriage, demanding men respect their individuality, nagging men to be more sensitive to their needs, demanding equal pay (which is fine if they’re actually doing the same job), getting tattoo’s like a tramp stamp or whatever. They have also adapted the notion that having a bitchy, outspoken attitude is to be tolerated by a prospective male. Most expect a prospective mate to have a good income and be willing to accept them with whatever their pay grade may be, as well as pamper them financially. Generally an available woman over 30 is available because guy(s) out there are just plain fed up with her bullshit. Women now believe they’re able to retain their identity (of a single woman) or individuality by demanding they keep their maiden name and hyphenate it to their married name. Some even refuse to accept his last name at all.

Hyphenated-Names: Any man that willingly buys into this situation on a more permanent basis like marriage is a damn fool and deserves what he gets and will most likely pay both financially and emotionally eventually. Wise up guys! You don’t need a wife, especially one that will bust your balls with her feminist philosophies. It’s a no win situation you’ll most likely regret later. Spend your money on something you’ll really appreciate like a great car. At least with the car, you’ll know how many times it’s been around the block.

Statistically it has become a fact that Caucasian men are now opting not to get married due to what women have become and can foresee all the problems their predecessors have encountered. What kind of mother are these squawky bitches going to make to your children?! Personally, I have one response to a woman that says she would require a hyphenated last name: FUCK – YOU!

Hyphenated-Names by Big Ed Moustapha- December 24, 2012