Someone who is sexually attracted to people based on their christian name. Attracted either because of the rarity of the name, tone of how it's pronounced, or general sexiness (eg. Spike, it ticks all the boxes)
Namesexuals always like their own name, if they don't like their own name they can't masturbate. So sad.
Guy: hey bro what did you think of Summer? will you go on a seconddate?
Namesexual: Oh Hell No! that bitch's name sucks dick!
Guy: does that matter?
Namesexual: yeah bro, I'm a Namesexual.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.