nakedsexual 

feeling attracted to a person only when they see them naked

i peeped in your room and saw u naked , i'm nakedsexual

nakedsexual by lovemanuja February 7, 2023

Namesexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to people based on their christian name. Attracted either because of the rarity of the name, tone of how it's pronounced, or general sexiness (eg. Spike, it ticks all the boxes)

Namesexuals always like their own name, if they don't like their own name they can't masturbate. So sad.

Guy: hey bro what did you think of Summer? will you go on a second date?
Namesexual: Oh Hell No! that bitch's name sucks dick!
Guy: does that matter?
Namesexual: yeah bro, I'm a Namesexual.

Namesexual by wizardonacid December 26, 2021

Natesexual

Sexual attraction to Nathaniel Gabriel Shey

Someone: hey, what's your sexuality

Me: Oh I'm natesexual

Natesexual by VictoriaClark February 25, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012