Naked Guy 

The giving of a very very rough handjob, sometimes with sandpaper. Usually happens at the random sketchy basements at College party houses.

Yo man i just got a Naked Guy... it was very painful and not exciting!

Naked Guy by NeuGuy December 12, 2010

naked guy 

That one dude in your college dorm that always walks around in his tiny boxer briefs and eventually naked.

Dude did you hear about Naked Guy in McCormick?

naked guy by HotShotDaBoss December 14, 2010

Slippery Naked Guy 

About a 2 on the scare o' meter

Ach! Catch thee a glimpse of that slippery naked guy back there?

Slippery Naked Guy by Demon Sasquatch January 24, 2010

Ugly Naked Guy 

The nudist who lives across the street from Monica Geller's and Rachel Green's apartment in the series F.r.i.e.n.d.s. Mentionned several times throughout the series

Phoebe Buffay: Ew ew ew ew ew! Ugly naked guy is decorating his tree! Omg! You should see the size of his Christmas balls!

Ugly Naked Guy by MGfunnhJ January 29, 2020

naked homeless guy 

A homeless guy who is naked.

I did a good thing today.

I took a picture of this naked homeless guy on the train, and I was totally going to submit it to Subway Douchery, but then I thought about it, and, like, what if that was me? So, you know, I did the hero thing. I deleted the picture from my phone.

But sometimes I think I'll never be able to delete the sorrow from my heart.

naked homeless guy by Stu Jones March 17, 2013

Little Naked Asian Guy 

Anything unexpected and random

Bob: That was random
Steve: What?
Bob: That Little Naked Asian Guy that just happened to us

Little Naked Asian Guy by eric carlos zebra November 17, 2011

Naked jump rope guy 

A guy who entertains people by jumping rope naked so they can see his pecker floping up and down.

Lets go see that naked jump rope guy.

Naked jump rope guy by Deep blue 2012 March 24, 2010