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naked guy 

That one dude in your college dorm that always walks around in his tiny boxer briefs and eventually naked.
Dude did you hear about Naked Guy in McCormick?
naked guy by HotShotDaBoss December 14, 2010

Slippery Naked Guy 

About a 2 on the scare o' meter
Ach! Catch thee a glimpse of that slippery naked guy back there?

Ugly Naked Guy 

The nudist who lives across the street from Monica Geller's and Rachel Green's apartment in the series F.r.i.e.n.d.s. Mentionned several times throughout the series
Phoebe Buffay: Ew ew ew ew ew! Ugly naked guy is decorating his tree! Omg! You should see the size of his Christmas balls!
Ugly Naked Guy by MGfunnhJ January 29, 2020

naked homeless guy 

I did a good thing today.

I took a picture of this naked homeless guy on the train, and I was totally going to submit it to Subway Douchery, but then I thought about it, and, like, what if that was me? So, you know, I did the hero thing. I deleted the picture from my phone.

But sometimes I think I'll never be able to delete the sorrow from my heart.
naked homeless guy by Stu Jones March 17, 2013

Little Naked Asian Guy 

Bob: That was random
Steve: What?
Bob: That Little Naked Asian Guy that just happened to us

Naked jump rope guy 

A guy who entertains people by jumping rope naked so they can see his pecker floping up and down.
Lets go see that naked jump rope guy.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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