nailuj
Has Fucking massive cock and is on the hub 24/7 watching gay porn. But is straight as a lamppost. And has hazel eyes and pretty as shit.
I want to be a nailuj when I grow up.
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Nailuj
She/he can be very kind or the person you want to yeet into a volcano. She/he is a neat-freak and there will not be a speck of dust in their house. They are an only child or have 30 siblings. They hate cooking but love the out doors. They are very good in science but tend to zone out in math class. Will get a job as a engineer or a bird watcher. They love singing and/or guitar.
Nailuj by Alderheart December 27, 2021
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nailuj • Nailul • nailure • nail jail • nail job • Nail Jockey • nail juice • Nalu Jumpscare • nail Jell-O to a tree
nailure
when someone tries to "nail" one from opposite sex (or the same sex.. whatever) and fails. well, that`s a nailure
wasted guy is approaching a girl standing alone at a bar (by the sea, romantically). "hey there gorgeous.. wanna shag tonight/eat something/watch the sunset together?" "Err.. maybe some other time.. in another life, loser!" the girl responds.
NAILURE!!!!
NAILURE!!!!
nailure by lotta klapptool May 21, 2009
Nailul
Nailul is a great friend who will always have your back, he has mood swings though and some form of depression. He will randomly sing national anthems of other countries. He knows waaaaay to much german. Wants to have lunch with hitler. Is really soft. He knows pretty much every thing about wars and countries. Hes gay, he denies it but hes gay. When sad he will hide in the bathroom.
Nailul by Freezer sauce June 17, 2020
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