nail tech 

The occupation of internet gods. Pedobear, Shotacat and Loloki are all nail techs. Anon is the expert nail tech.

Scumbag Steve is an aspiring nail tech but he cannot seem to climb the seven stairs to exit his mom's basement.

Anon: I need a mani-pedi, quick!
Loloki: I am a nail tech, why won't you invite me to beauty express?
Pedobear: Me too
Shotacat: Purr purr, do thaaaat.
Scumbag Steve: Can I do your nails, I have the best china glaze!
Chorus: Techni-coloured YAWN.

nail tech by S.S. Tasche March 29, 2011

Nail tech 

the most talented person you'll ever meet. makes tiny pictures all the time for fun. basically a therapist.

who needs a therapist when you have a nail tech????

Nail tech by futurecosmotologist January 25, 2024

nail technician 

An occupation created for people who've failed the Argos exam and find painting by numbers too challenging. Usually carried out by females with trendy Americanized names like Crystal or Brooke but are likely to still live in a council flat

Ain't nowt says I'm thick as fook more than saying " I'm a nail technician"

nail technician by Smell the roses November 21, 2016

Nailtech. 

Male or female nail technician.
Manicurist. A nail enhancement professional.

My "Nailtech." does the best nails around.

Nailtech. by BadAzzBettieNailz February 4, 2009