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nail tech 

The occupation of internet gods. Pedobear, Shotacat and Loloki are all nail techs. Anon is the expert nail tech.

Scumbag Steve is an aspiring nail tech but he cannot seem to climb the seven stairs to exit his mom's basement.
Anon: I need a mani-pedi, quick!
Loloki: I am a nail tech, why won't you invite me to beauty express?
Pedobear: Me too
Shotacat: Purr purr, do thaaaat.
Scumbag Steve: Can I do your nails, I have the best china glaze!
Chorus: Techni-coloured YAWN.
nail tech by S.S. Tasche March 29, 2011
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Nail tech 

the most talented person you'll ever meet. makes tiny pictures all the time for fun. basically a therapist.
who needs a therapist when you have a nail tech????
Nail tech by futurecosmotologist January 25, 2024

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

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Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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