Nahum 

Nahum is someone who is laidback and very easy to talk to, he knows how to have a good laugh and will always have you smiling.beautiful hair and gives the best hugs!!he’s sweet and knows his way around the bedroom 10/10 stroke game. He may have anger issues and will definitely throw a chair at you if you try to tell him to suck his mum…so don’t do that. But overall is a fun charismatic guy, girls if you find you a nahum treat him well cause if you are disloyal you will never get him back and just know he will always find out, eyes at the back of his head. One of the best people to have as a friend cause he will be there to the very end

Girl:yeah she cheated on nahum and he found out

Other girl: well that’s wraps cause he definitely won’t take her back now

Nahum by Yourfavstinkstink October 20, 2021

Nahum 

The most badass name in history.

Nahum is a biblical name which stands for 'the consoler'. So, if your name is Nahum congratulations, don't ever play yourself!
Keep grinding my dawg!

Guy 1: ey yo dawg, pass the blunt
Guy 2: nothing's left anymore fam, Nahum smoked 'em
Nahum: sorry fam.
Guy 1: Nahum, you f*cking badass!

(everybody dies in laughter)

Nahum by Nitrodex December 31, 2016

Nahum 

Nahum is laidback and easy going, he’s hyper and charismatic and has loads of skills when it comes to football he’s a good teacher too. When pushed he can get angry quickly if told to suck his mum he will definitely throw a chair at you!! That aside he is charming and has a beautiful smile that lights up a room, knows how to get all the ladies and knows his way around the bedroom(stroke game 1300/10). He is caring strong hearted and a handsome man also names after nahum in the bible meaning the comforter and penitent(showing sorrow or regret when done wrong).All the ladies love him and often when have the lucky chance to have him mess it up, Nahum doesn’t like people being disloyal to him friends or girlfriend he takes it very seriously, he gives the best hugs and kisses that will have you wanting more and more. He’s the type of man you will want to marry and spend the rest of your life with he’s full of jokes and weird in the best type of way!! If you ever get a chance with nahum best not mess it up as it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to experience a love that is intense and passionate in all the right ways <3

Boy 1 :how could you cheat? Nahum is such a cool guy!!
Girl1: I wish I never screwed up my chance with him cause I can’t get him out of my head!!

Nahum by Yourfavstinkstink October 20, 2021

Nahum 

A cute nigga who has glasses and dimples. He slays pussy. And a fat bitch gave him head once. Also if he fucking with you you're lucky he only fucks with the finest white women and some lightskins. Can't forget about my spicy latinos. All in all he's a pretty cool guy.

Nahum is such a cool guy that Gigi have him head!

Nahum by nahumshrty31 March 6, 2017

Nahum 

An exclamation used as a catch all affirmation of another person's comment, question, presence, or observation. Often used as a modern day "amen"... Emphasis can be placed on either syllable for desired level of agreement or level of exclamation.

Man 1: A cold beer sure sounds good on a hot day like this
Man 2: Nahum...

or

Man 1: Hey! Check out that fun bags on that slut across the street!
Man 2: Nahum!!

or

Man 1: Did you hear that he fucked her right after he broke up with her?
Man 2: NAHUM!!

Nahum by JoeRickshaw July 30, 2008

Nahum 

an asexual furry beaver who likes Megadeth and is a baby who likes to say hisoka looks like syndrome

“hey who’s Nahum?”

“oh you mean the asexual beaver!”
“omg so he’s like a furry, so he must have rabies omg we can share rabies”
“i heard he has a simp who he has strong feelings for”

Nahum by Lou Sasswhole November 4, 2020

Nahum 

A fat pig that plays games all day. Typically one is short, fat, and Mexican. They have a bedtime at 8pm and wake up at 4am to play cod. They also have a goofy laugh and get no bitches.

Nahum is a nigger.

Nahum by Huy6373 November 22, 2022