nachoface 

You meet a lady. Its dark. Perhaps a club, or the street at night time. She has a nice body. You like it. But then the strobe/street lighting sweeps up to her face. She has a bad bad face. You don't like her face. You walk on by. Disappointed. You then find yourself at your parents house. You make small talk with your mother (the relationship is awkward). She says, "met any nice girls, recently?". You reply, "almost, it was in a club/ the street, she had a fine body, damn, but NACHOFACE".

"Damn fine ass, but nachoface, no way"

nachoface by Nachoname September 28, 2007

nachopalegic 

A condition which leaves one unable to move from ingesting unhealthy amounts of greasy or heavy food.

"Hey man you wanna go play some street hockey?"

"Nah man, can't. I'm nachopalegic from three Big Macs and a Toblerone."

nachopalegic by Ronald McFondle December 26, 2009

Nacho Face 

A Nacho Face is similar to a butter face, only a more extreme case. A truly shocking case of mismatched hotness betwixt face and body. As in: You look good, but nacho face.

" You know bro, without makeup, Sarah Jessica Parker moves from a butter face, to a nacho face.

Nacho Face by Rafter Kayem December 8, 2009

Nacholacking 

When all a person needs is a pile of nachos, and the closet is bare. Sad times, my friends.

It was half-past two and Katie was 90 minutes into a trip, all she wanted was a pile of delicious, nutritious nachos but she had none. Katie was nacholacking.

Nacholacking by trashywhitebread March 25, 2021

Nachofied

The act of your friend Nacho thinking of himself but acting as though he is thinking he is helping you.

I got nachofied

Nachofied by CrabTard April 26, 2026