naaf 

To carry oneself in an antithetic, scarf-wearing, somewhat disenchanted manner.

"Wow Alice, that scarf is naaf-tastic"
"Gee Ted, that odd mannequin you fashioned is all pale and naaflike"
"oh my god Enrikee! Dr. McDreamy is so HOAT he makes me wanna get my naaf on"
"naaf you KC, naaf you to hell!"

naaf by KClicious August 4, 2007

NAAFP

The National Associating for the Advancement of Fat People, created and popularized by Peter Griffin on the hit television series, Family Guy.

Are you a fatass like me? NAAFP is for you, making life easier for fat people.

NAAFP by Suzannaaaaaaaaaaa December 14, 2005

naafiri 

Turbo cancer dog champion from the MOBA league of legends. If you see your screen flash red just start spamming ff, vicariously report your teammates out of how broken this red-cuffed canine is.

Guy 1: Holy shit. Riot may have release a balanced champ finally, I stomped a Naafiri earlier.

Guy 2: Because you're 400 games pisslow kiddo, this dog champ has been losing me game after game.

naafiri by Rowan Yeeter August 10, 2023

naafi 

Comes from the british Navy, Army, Air Force, Institutes. Their equivalent of an american post-exchange.

Also means
No Ambition And Fuckall Interest

Lets get some chips at the Naafi.

He's a NAAFI Bastard!

naafi by Beeg Wally January 3, 2005

NAAFA 

An apparently large (yes, there is a pun intended) group of fat folks who seem to think that there is nothing wrong with allowing your body to become a literal vessel of lard.

According to their website, they are completely against weight loss drugs (which is understandable under certain societal circumstances; for instance, the "need to be thin", yet is a complete health hazard to the fat folks that determine that they do not wish to live by the NAAFA creed and decide to lose weight), the Presidents Council on Physical Fitness , that obesity research be limited to studying the health of obese people rather than weight loss , and dieting for weight loss.
Check out www.naafa.org for the PROOF!

This group would have had more coverage and recognition, but they could not move their 'HoverRounds' from the Old Country Buffet.

It is a wide known fact that all members of the NAAFA are REQUIRED by the NAAFA bylaws to consume at LEAST 3 DFMB (Deep Fried Mars Bar) every 30 minutes.

Weezer was the official band of the NAAFA until the NAAFA realized that Weezer was actually a band and not a bunch of fat dudes attempting to get on stage.

NAAFA by Fat People Suck February 15, 2006

NAAFI 

NAAFI actually stands for Navy, Army and Air Force Institutes.
It was established through Winston Churchill as a Not for Profit organisation on 6th December 1920 & continues to serve the Services around the world today.
It provides catering, retail & leisure facilities, delivering a much needed taste of home to service personnel and their families from Germany to the Falklands through to Afghanistan.
It is NOT owned by SPAR & is proud to have HM The Queen as its patron.
Full details can be found on its website www.naafi.co.uk

Going down the NAAFI to get a good cup of tea

NAAFI by NAAFI November 18, 2010

NAAFA 

An organization of extremely obese and mildly retarded fat people who believe that the world should be fat. They believe in being able to sit on you in airplanes, movie theatres, and think that you should have to pay lots of extra money so they can continue to eat everything they see.

NAAFA is a group of fat pigs. Oink!

NAAFA by NAPO August 13, 2003