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A younger version of a n00b. Their age range is about 5-10. Their posts usually consist of kiddie shows, and unnessicary swearing at anyone who disagrees.
Example of a n00blet post- "oMg, powerpfuf grls r fcuking awsme!"
n00blet by CryogenChaos July 28, 2005
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Noun:
A person of very young age that attempts to play with much better people because it makes them feel "cool" or "l337". Also has VERY high pitched voice and use their microphone to piss other players off in doing so.
Some dude:God damnit n00blet! Stop screaming in our ears!
Others:Yeah!

n00blets 

A small group of newbies who have begun to follow in the footsteps of the local n00b.
n00b: SPOOOOON.
n00blets: spoooomn!!11
n00blets by wysiwyg March 27, 2004
Similar to a n00b but distinguishable by the extremely small penis.
I used to think that Dragoon was a n00b, until his ex boyfriend told me he was a n00blet.
n00blet by #sg June 9, 2004
a lesser, and more annoying version of the n00b
did you see that? what a n00blet...
n00blet by TheBaby November 11, 2003
One who is:
-Horrible at a game, sux.
-Whines when he is killed.
-Screems "HAXHAXHAX" when he is killed multiple times.
-Acts superior to obviously more eliet players.
-Acts like he knows everything.
-Disses everybody he kills cheeply.
and/or
-Says and lies about his A/S/L.
-Jozef fragged n00b1 with Akimbo Five-Sevens
Jozef: i 0wnd u n00blet u suxorz s0 h@rd i 0wnd u lolololol!!!!111
n00blet by Jozef May 18, 2004
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