myztery

myztery is a user who runs all discord teams, and he is a god, if you mess with him, he might cut your dick off idk

and its myz for short.

hey, do you know who is myztery yea he like nukes discord teams right.
hey, did you know that myz is the 2nd God

by ㅤ‎ㅤ‎ December 7, 2021

mystery hole

A kinder, more gentle and playful word used to describe the asshole, rectum, and/or anus.

"My mystery hole sure does hurt something bad today."

"How in the world did she get that thing inside her mystery hole in the first place?"

by www.babysue.com April 26, 2006

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers

fucking emo assholes that team up in mm2 and the one that is murderer kills everyone else but their dumbass team, or they fucking camp the gun until one of their teammates gets the gun because they're too scared to die.

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers just show off their shitty emotes and knives

by mvyb October 8, 2020

Mystery Wipe

There you are, comfortably seated, and just finished doing your business, when you realize, There Is No Freaking Toliet Paper! Karma has chosen this moment to give you that little payback you know you've got coming ;)

Presented with few cringworthy options, you notice the small waste basket your girl keeps next to the toilet. Therein lies the "Mystery Wipe."

Now this is a real gamble. Like a bad fortune cookie, you just don't know what you're gonna get. But, after pondering the alternative, you close your eyes and reluctantly dig-in, hoping for the best. We've ALL been there;)

Man, we ran out of toilet paper and I had to "go-fish" in the Mystery Wipe!

by Valhalla MMA May 13, 2019

Mystery Cache

The designation of a type of geocache used in the GPS game of geocaching that contains an unknown element that needs to be figured-out before the location of the cache becomes knowable. Examples of mystery elements that a mystery cache could contain include: games to play , field puzzles using information found at the listed coordinates, information hidden within the cache page or content, passwords, ciphers or codes and many more possible unknowns.

Holy crap, it took me a week to discover that the password to that mystery cache was shamalamamoomoo!

by swagzombie June 15, 2016

mystery men

Three epic men in three epic colours (blue, pink and green) that started an epic trilogy in which there are epic stories are created. The mystery men also sparked a side trilogy which contains the epic stories of the mystery men and guests conquer skegvegas... THEN THE WORLD!

The mystery men conquered the world faster than hitler, communism and alexander the great combined.

by The Mystery Men March 26, 2019

Mystery Science Theater 3000

A cult television comedy series created by Joel Hodgson (replaced by Mike Nelson after the fifth season)originating from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. It consisted largely of fictional characters making fun of existing cult films, a format which proved to be influential. Original episodes aired on Comedy Central and the SciFi Channel from 1989 to 1999. The show started with a short run on Minnesota UHF station KTMA channel 23 from 1988 to 1989.

Arguments about whether Joel or Mike was better on Mystery Science Theater 3000 are usually pointless.

by Eric Seven February 20, 2005