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myspacitis 

Myspacitis is a little known yet widespread disease that affects many in our nation, and even globally. The sufferer experiences having no life and spending hours upon hours browsing random people on MySpace. Their 'thing' is to gain as many friends as possible, as to up their 'cool points'. They also strive to make their music lists, well, bigger than yours. Even if they've barely listened to the artists they put on there. Those are just the major symptoms.
Shiiit man, that photo whore is always on myspace 24/7. She definately has myspacitis.
myspacitis by Thulasi October 23, 2005
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Myspaceist 

To discriminate or judge someone based on the quality and content of their myspace ie - song choice, heroes, top 8.
Indie Hipster 1 - Man, that guy is a faggot. He has a rainbow background and a Madonna song on his Myspace.
Liberal Hipster 1 - Hey. His sexuality is undisclosed. Stop being so myspaceist.
Myspaceist by Hay-ner January 20, 2007

myspacity 

n. - describes how appropriate a profile picture is for MySpace
Lindsay has hair over one eye, way too much eye makeup, is pouting her lips, and showing off her cleavage: her profile pic has a lot of myspacity.
myspacity by EmersonienEra June 25, 2007

MySpaceish 

when a site changes itself so much that it looks like or reminds you of MySpace.
just about every community website I've been on is starting to look MySpaceish.
MySpaceish by Jimmy Dallas June 1, 2006

myspacicide 

Deleting your own profile from a digital social networking site like MySpace.
"Hey your profile fell off my top friends list. Did you delete me as a myspace friend?"

"No, trying to keep up with hundreds of so-called friends and stuff was making me neurotic, so I committed myspacicide."
myspacicide by denvertruth August 9, 2008

myspacious 

of, relating to, derived from or characteristic of myspace.com.
Sorry to my former real "top friends" in this imaginary myspacious land who have been recently replaced by my imaginary friends.

I spent hours snooping on my friends's myspacious musical preferences.
myspacious by rich and annie December 5, 2007

myspacious 

of, relating to, or characteristic of myspace.com
Sorry to my former real "top friends" in this imaginary myspacious land who have been recently replaced by my imaginary friends.

I spent hours snooping on my friends's myspacious musical preferences.
myspacious by Archie Cozzotin December 31, 2007
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