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my neighbor

what white people say to their friends instead of saying my nigga
Josh- Aye my nigga
Tyrone- Wut u say
Josh- I mean my neighbor
my neighbor by 69problemz June 4, 2015
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My neighbor’s house is on fire 

We’ve gotta go, my neighbor’s house is on fire.

My Neighbor Totoro

The best ghibli movie ever. Prove me wrong
"Hey do you wanna watch My Neighbor Totoro?"

"What kinda question is that? Of course!"
My Neighbor Totoro by AstroIsOffline September 11, 2021

My Neighbor Totoro

A lame Japanese Anime children's show. Not well known in the United States.
Have you ever seen "My Neighbor Totoro"?

No, are you retarded? Why would I have seen your neighbor.

my neighbor has cats 

A phrase to use when somebody talking about something nobody cares about.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

wont you be my, wont you be my, wont you be my neighbor? 

something Daniel the Tiger says at the start and end of every episode of "Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood" and my 4 year old ass loved it.
Daniel the Tiger says, "Wont you be my, wont you be my, wont you be my neighbor?"
neighbor replies, "Fuck off."

my rich neighbor drives a che, che, chev 

When white trailer trash cant pronounce chevrolet because they are used to one syllable brands like dodge and ford. chevrolet is too classy for them.
did you see my neighbors new car?
no tom what did he get?
my rich neighbor drives a che, che, chev..
oh ok, i think i know what you're talking about.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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