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My neighbor’s house is on fire 

We’ve gotta go, my neighbor’s house is on fire.

My Neighbor Totoro

The best ghibli movie ever. Prove me wrong
"Hey do you wanna watch My Neighbor Totoro?"

"What kinda question is that? Of course!"
My Neighbor Totoro by AstroIsOffline September 11, 2021

My Neighbor Totoro

A lame Japanese Anime children's show. Not well known in the United States.
Have you ever seen "My Neighbor Totoro"?

No, are you retarded? Why would I have seen your neighbor.

my neighbor has cats 

A phrase to use when somebody talking about something nobody cares about.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

wont you be my, wont you be my, wont you be my neighbor? 

something Daniel the Tiger says at the start and end of every episode of "Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood" and my 4 year old ass loved it.
Daniel the Tiger says, "Wont you be my, wont you be my, wont you be my neighbor?"
neighbor replies, "Fuck off."

my rich neighbor drives a che, che, chev 

When white trailer trash cant pronounce chevrolet because they are used to one syllable brands like dodge and ford. chevrolet is too classy for them.
did you see my neighbors new car?
no tom what did he get?
my rich neighbor drives a che, che, chev..
oh ok, i think i know what you're talking about.