Definitions by Kawasaki_7

my neighbor has cats

A phrase to use when somebody talking about something nobody cares about.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

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Greatly exaggerating one's own success and abilities.

There's no way he can bench 300 lbs, he's just maxwelling us.

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