my neighbor has cats

A phrase to use when somebody talking about something nobody cares about.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

by Kawasaki_7 June 11, 2024

maxwelling

Greatly exaggerating one's own success and abilities.

There's no way he can bench 300 lbs, he's just maxwelling us.

by Kawasaki_7 March 23, 2022