My Ha

Sexy girl

My Ha

by .uio November 20, 2021

my ship has come in

when you finally succeed and accomplish something big

When Sherri hit the mega milllions she was excited and screamed "my ship has come in."

by nune-boo November 27, 2013

My Patty has Curves

A sentence to describe a particularly thick patty on a burger. Not applicable to sandwiches.

"Bro my patty has curves!"

"Damn, that's one thick burger."

by Rootner1007 March 22, 2021

My Dog Has Fleas

An easy way to remember the correct tuning of a standard ukelele. The 4th string is an A, 3rd is a D, 2nd is F# Sharp, and the 1st is a B. When played one note at a time, you can remember the right tuning by singing the words "my dog has fleas."

"Dallin, the only way to correctly tune your ukelele is to remember my dog has fleas."

by R.P.M. November 6, 2005

My cat has ocd

A joke about sh

"How do I describe my mental health? uhhhhhh... My cat has ocd."

by hello_its_me April 29, 2022

my cylinder has solidified

an unintentional erection joke originating from a binging with babish video

"Four hours later and once my cylinder has solidified, heh sorry."

by DesiredExoticNeighbor August 27, 2019

My fruit has gone brown

To have read the entire internet and instead of becoming smarter, actually running out of ideas.

"My fruit has gone brown," Issy told the news conference.

by Surly Dave April 5, 2011