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Hock my China
Verb: "To be a pest, especially by going on and on about something (usually with "don't" or other negation)." A trans-lingual Mondegreen of the Yiddish phrase "hak mir nisht keyn tshaynik" (lit: "don't rattle me a tea kettle") meaning, figuratively, to quit complaining or beating a point to death.
Listen, we're not going to Disneyland this Summer and that's final, so suck it up and don't hock my China about it.
Chad, what happens again when you hock my China?
I get yelled at?
Exactamundo! So, knock it off and go watch TV.
Chad, what happens again when you hock my China?
I get yelled at?
Exactamundo! So, knock it off and go watch TV.
Hock my China by Tin Hat Kippah November 12, 2020
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hole in my pants to China
Apollo 13 to mission control: "Uh-oh, Houston, we've got a real hole in our pants to China on our hands."
hole in my pants to China by Big Daddy Rush January 14, 2005
My mom is so china
A description of a Chinese person's mother who is still acting batshit insane all the time no matter where she lives. Also strict as all hell!
Vlad: Hey you gonna go camping with everyone else?
Simone: iunno I wanna go but my mom is so china she won't let me!
Vlad: Bummer...
Simone: iunno I wanna go but my mom is so china she won't let me!
Vlad: Bummer...
My mom is so china by vladdy-boy April 16, 2010
Water My Chia
When the guy ejaculates on the vagina of his sexual partner and the pubic hair grows with a multiplied acceleration. Some believe it is a myth but some believe it is true. But only if you want it to.
Hey girlfriend, me and Langer are going out tonight and he is going to water my Chia! Its going to look like the fucking Amazon down there!
Water My Chia by Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia January 24, 2009
Chananchida win my heart
Chananchida win my heart by anonymous February 4, 2024
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