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1. Expressing sorrow for a wrongdoing
2. my bad
1. Out on the court playing b-ball, someone shoots and another player slaps his face after a failed attempt to block the shot. That person then say:
1. Big Mike - Damn son. My beef.
2. R.O.B. - It's aight. I got a spare in the trunk.
My Beef by mike+rob show April 8, 2007

my beef strong

Phrase coined by the African dude in Grandma's Boy after he farts and wafts the fart into his notstrils.
People who enjoy the smell of their own farts may sometimes use this term.
Guy A: "Dude, did you fart."

Guy B: "MMMM...My beef strong."

GuyC: "Boy, it really is."
my beef strong by Jako Kot January 6, 2008

Smoke my Beef 

Another Variation of Smoke my meat

Telling another to put ones penis in mouth and smoke it like cigar or ciggarette

Something a hoodrat would say
Aye Jermaine get down on your knees and smoke my beef asshole

Steppin on my beef 

(verb) Doin someones woman, or physically interacting with them in a sexual manner.
Dude, if your steppin on my beef, im a pop a cap in yo ass.
Steppin on my beef by A. Mysta July 30, 2008

Eat My Beef! 

The statement which comes before or during sexual interactions between a white male and Hindu woman
Under my Hindu girlfriend’s parents bed I screamed, ‘Eat My Beef!’ Just as I came into her, alarming her parents while they were having sex above us.
Eat My Beef! by Jizatron April 21, 2019

Spray My Beef 

This means 'to ejaculate'.
'Beef' refering to the sperm.
I want to spray my beef all over her face
Spray My Beef by ENGLAND WOOP WOOP November 5, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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