My Turkey

Your boyfriend, who happens to bite your booty like a turkey.

I was walking up the stairs and My Turkey bit my booty.

by GingerGenius'Turkey October 18, 2008

stuff my turkey

Stuff my turkey is the correct way of saying fuck my ass or put it in my butt. Usually this term is only used on thanksgiving. Gobble gobble gobble!

Hey baby when your done stuffing your face why dont you come here and stuff my turkey

by whitechyna32 February 29, 2016

Tickle My Turkey

during fellatio: the member giving head waits for the receiver to approach orgasm, gently tugs downward on the hairs at the base of the scrotum, and with the other hand, violently punches his or her partner in the grundle.

During a well-timed, professional Turkey Tickle, the impact of the taint hit will occur simultaneously with ejaculation.

"Even though I have been urinating a mixture of puss, blood, and piss for months, I still make Susie tickle my turkey every morning."

by David and Erich December 26, 2008

Rub my turkey

When your hetrosexual buddy go farther than you’re comfortable with.

Joe, come in the kitchen and rub my turkey. No thanks Brian, I’m ok.

by JJ&BG October 08, 2018

Pulled my turkey

A phrase used to describe a vague injury, typically a pulled muscle.

I can't play coach, I pulled my turkey!

by SinceUBeenSean April 26, 2021

rub my turkey

A harmless request on Canadian Thanksgiving, but not appropriate on any other day by hetrosexual best friends.

Hey Joe, you want to come in the kitchen and rub my turkey? No thanks Brian !

by JJ&BG October 08, 2018

oh my turkey

use it when you are tired of saying oh my god

oh my turkey, that was awesome!

by the person in the corner July 07, 2010