my jacob

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A slang term for a close, trusted friend; used like “my guy,” “my boy,” or “my dude.” Not referring to the name, but a type of person. If you have a friend named Jake that gets made when you call him Jacob because that's not his name, you can call him your jacob.

“That’s my jacob right there.”
“I’m bringing a couple of my jacobs with me.”
“You’re a real jacob for that.”

my jacob by not-trey April 15, 2026

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My'Jacob

My'Jacob is perfect. This man is the definition of perfect and never fails to make you smile. He is perfect in every way. He is absolutely gorgeous and totally amazing. Like, he is THE one for me. And hopefully one day he will see how much one girl truly cares for him and then give her a chance.

My'Jacob is the definition of perfect. He's a bit younger than me but is really worth every breath in my lungs.

My'Jacob by Alc21296 September 26, 2019

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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