Skip to main content
A non-existent being that you cry yourself to sleep about.
Jacob: yo have you seen my gf? she thicc!
Me: shut the fuck up about your imaginary friend.
Words you can keep
Sweet, outgoing, funny, cute, pretty, perfect smile, laugh, face, nose.
Gay friend:who

You: bro what?
Gay friend: ask ah hahahahahah
You: my gf
My gf by Bwtfis December 10, 2022
Basically nobody kinda likes her but I do I’m literally in love with her.
F:omg i hate (j)!!!
friends:just fyi (A) is friends with( j)
me:is thinking-*they don’t know she’s my gf*
me:is okay dw I won’t say ;)
My gf by they_luvmakk July 22, 2022
someone i love very much, a girl, we’re dating

yay
person1:i hate ( j) like wtf wron-
person2:b4 you say smth , she’s friends with (a)…
(A):*at least they dk she’s my gf*
(A): it’s okay dw ;)
my gf by they_luvmakk July 23, 2022

My gf told me to post this for some reason 

My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it

My gf told me to post this for some reason 

My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it

I love my gf 

I love my girlfriend because she is the best thing that happened to me she means everything to me she is my first priority and I love you
I love my gf by Kashout Daniel December 20, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Next