When someone works a steady job with 2 consecutive days off that are not Saturday & Sunday, the last of the fivework days is often refered to by them as "My Friday".
"I'm heading to the coast for a couple days after work on Monday 'cuz thats "My Friday".
The last day of a work week or rotation. A poor excuse for lazypeople to do nothing, leave early and still get paid. Generally used by people with no work ethic, no motivation, and no self worth.
A come-back line in a conversation when someone complains or tells you something they're struggling with.
Karen: I'm not looking forward to going to the doctor. He always asks me to take my top off and his hands are always cold!
Justin: Sounds like my Friday night!
An affectionate name for your female acquaintance when she is in a good mood. Referencing the day of the week, Friday, which is, by schoolchildren and business people, known as the start of a weekend; thus Friday would reference a start to something positive.
My girl Friday and I went to the movies last weekend and she was pretty psyched to see that new "Snakes on a Plane."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).