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The person that does the merking or the murdering.
merker by stealth merker July 20, 2010
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Merkerson 

Large and in charge. A being of pure awesomeness sometimes compared to Thor in terms of relative power. Due to his ability to radiate pure awesome power it is necessary to wear sunglasses in his presence.
That dude is a total Merkerson
Merkerson by Magatoonie November 25, 2021

A merker 

A person who eats a freakin ungodly amount of your food without caring if anyone else has eaten yet or who eats all of your leftovers leaving your refrigerator completely empty.
Our friend Jeff is known as a merker.
A merker by mesofunny July 3, 2014
a word used only by amazingly attractive girls. THAT IS ALL!
Lick my merker.

Your merker is fat and juicy.
merker by god damn i'm cool December 19, 2005