mushroom forest

The smell your pubic hairs get when you haven't washed in a couple days.
Sandy V: I haven't cleaned myself in days. I guess I should wash my mushroom forest before it gets any worse.
by Master Clean August 11, 2005
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Mushroom Forest

Any online space that is full of dic pics. Often these are posted without prompting by guys seeking validation that they don't have a teeny weenie or are trolling the waters for a quick slam.

Alternatively, a space full of dildos.
Let's go to /soc/ and get lost in the Mushroom Forest.

Don't go in Jennie's room: it's a Mushroom Forest.
by kitsuneae May 14, 2020
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