mushroom bruise
A phallic contusion in the shape of a mushroom inflicted by a forceful blow of a penis to one's body.
mushroom bruise by TubesteakNyourI May 16, 2003
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mushroom bruise by johnny walker November 29, 2003
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mushroom-bruise
A bruise, in the shape of a mushroom, obtained by being slapped with a large penis or penis-like object.
"Dude, I can't believe you goin' out with the new girl from accounting!"
"I'm gonna mushroom-bruise her ass, just for you. Just watch -- she won't be sittin' straight for a week."
"I'm gonna mushroom-bruise her ass, just for you. Just watch -- she won't be sittin' straight for a week."
mushroom-bruise by Dharma Midget September 7, 2016
purple mushroom bruise
The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).
purple mushroom bruise by Flantari September 30, 2006
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