muscletard

A person who believes that pure American muscle cars are the best cars on Earth despite the fact they are only good at straight lines. Defining traits include a cocky attitude, quotes such as "should've bought American" or "be a real man and drive a Chevy/Ford/Dodge", and pure insecurity. Please do not get confused with people owning muscle cars who actually have respect towards others.

Guy with Supra: *starts revving*
Muscletard: That's some pussy ass sound! Here's what a REAL man sounds like! *Starts revving V8*
People in background: bro we're just trying to have fun.

by When a nibba bottom text May 21, 2020

mulletard

Is it a guy with a mullet? Or is it a Tard? It's both, it's a mulletard!

look at that poor pathetic mulletard

by slopass December 18, 2002

mumbletard

Despite being incapable of stringing two cogent thoughts together, this low-intellect goober will drone on endlessly, boring everyone with their sophomoric points of view. Their speech is often unintelligible and paced like a metronome. They are completely unaware that their audience just wants them to shut the fuck up.

What's up with Barry? He's driving everybody crazy.

He hasn't been the same after he lost his job at KFC.

Now he's just a mumbletard who can't shut up with no job and no friends.

by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS October 26, 2013

Mulletard

An individuals unfortunate mental circumstance and glorious hair-do summed up into one word

I had to stop at a cross walk, to let the mulletard pass.

by Joe January 1, 2004

Mulletard

A retarted person with a mullet.

That mulletard is cracking me up man!

by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Musclecar

Vodka and V8. Put two toothpicks over the top of the glass, each with two olives, one at each end of each toothpick. Do NOT cross the toothpicks (the toothpicks represent two axels and the pimentoes four wheels & the green olives four tires. No straws or umbrellas please.

I'd like a Musclecar with a Cheese-Burger Deluxe.

by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

musclecar

A car built by the hardknocks for the hardknocks. These cars (mostly built between the 50's and the early 80's)have more HP and torque than 20 rice burners combined. With insperational designs and epic engines. Not to be confused with an import engine (which sounds way to much like the vibrators i commonly see on porn movies. NO, im talking about the earth trembling low pitch rumble of a V8.

If that kid werent such a stupid mother fucker, he would have spent his money restoring a muscle car. But instead, he somehow spent 50 grand on a muffler and a paint job for his moms honda.

by burrier September 21, 2004