mumbletard 

Despite being incapable of stringing two cogent thoughts together, this low-intellect goober will drone on endlessly, boring everyone with their sophomoric points of view. Their speech is often unintelligible and paced like a metronome. They are completely unaware that their audience just wants them to shut the fuck up.

What's up with Barry? He's driving everybody crazy.

He hasn't been the same after he lost his job at KFC.

Now he's just a mumbletard who can't shut up with no job and no friends.

mumbletard by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS October 26, 2013

mumbletank 

This is the place in which a person will find themself after they have consumed so much alcohol, chronic or other mind-altering substances that anything and everything that comes out of their mouth will be completely and utterly unintelligible.

That cretin just chugged 2 pints of MD/20-20 and he will be deep in the "mumbletank" for the foreseeable future.

mumbletank by FastEddie, KOS May 1, 2009

mulletard 

Is it a guy with a mullet? Or is it a Tard? It's both, it's a mulletard!

look at that poor pathetic mulletard

mulletard by slopass December 18, 2002

Mulletard 

An individuals unfortunate mental circumstance and glorious hair-do summed up into one word

I had to stop at a cross walk, to let the mulletard pass.

Mulletard by Joe January 1, 2004

Mulletard 

A retarted person with a mullet.

That mulletard is cracking me up man!

Mulletard by Skizurp June 8, 2003

mumblelard 

A man or woman who is incapable of processing simple information or communicating simple information.

First Guy: I hear a phone ringing.

Second Guy: Its coming from your pocket, mumblelard.

OR

First Guy: What's going here?

Second Guy: NRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHTHM

First Guy: You mumblelard.

mumblelard by Jumbe10 August 6, 2006

mumblard 

One who is mentally delayed, causing verbal skills to be reduced to mumbling.

1.I don't understand that mumblard.
2.What a fucking mumblard.

mumblard by Sandro Costello Lino May 4, 2007