Murses 

Male nurses

Patient: "Are you the doctor?"
Murse: "No, I'm your murse."

Why don't nurses wear scrub dresses anymore? Because murses complained that it was socially unacceptable for men to wear dress uniforms while on the job.

Compression stockings are now available in solid print, without flowers or hearts, for the murses.

Murses by RN <3 January 7, 2012

mursenary 

a male nurse (murse), professionally providing care for the sick and infirm, without regards to prestige and/or shame from society.

Don't mess with that guy. His line of work is mursenary!

mursenary by Scotech December 27, 2011

Musesick 

#1 To become so overwhelmed by the intense brilliance of a live Muse show, that you are actually sick. A form of unpleasent musegasm.

#2 Any other artist with a similarly intense and brilliant live show that causes the above does not make music but musesick.

I went to see The Prodigy last night, they caused me to be musesick.

Musesick by Perjury November 12, 2010

muresan 

The word for being so incredibly awesome and everyone with the name is the sexiest human beings on the planet and everyone is envious of them and they are amazing at all things especially sports. Papa muresan is the supreme master and elyse is by far the sexiest and max is most buff man in the world. But mylotts are not to be speaker of especially Micheal he is a disgrace to the family and when he comes around everyone runs some call him boon

"Wow ur so muresan I'm jealous"

muresan by Sick face June 10, 2017

musestep 

1. The fusion of dubstep and the band Muse; most prevalent in the 2nd Law album, which features some heavy bass influences.

2. Matthew Bellamy's vocals and a number of less-well known, Muse-exclusive sounds including eclectic percussion rhythms, slap bass, and keytar...produce this unique sound often confused with actual mainstream "Dubstep".

3. A noun used to represent the unique sounds created by one band only: Muse.

Until I came to my senses and realized they had created a whole new genre of music called musestep, I just thought they were playing old mainstream dub.

musestep by Muse Goddess March 31, 2013

mumsessed 

verb: to be obsessed with Marcus Mumford (musician) and/or Mumford and Sons (band). Being Mumsessed means the person is about all things Mumford and Sons. This person has everything pertaining to Marcus Mumford and Mumford and Sons. He/She is in atleast 3 Mumford And Sons or Marcus Mumford love groups on Facebook, Follows all pages dedicated to Mumford And Sons on Twitter, has a tumblr account just for Mumford feed, and owns Mumford and Sons albums. This person always bashes anyone against Mumford and Sons and will ALWAYS defend them when someone insults them. This person is a TRUE Mumford and Sons fan who is obsessed with them.

Matty: "Listen to this new Ke$ha song!"
Cady: "I hate Ke$ha, I'd rather be mumsessed."

Being mumsessed is a big responsibility, you have to ABSOLUTELY L.O.V.E. great music!

mumsessed by awesomemumford July 3, 2011

murse 

Also used to describe a male handbag, or man-purse.

Wow. I never thought I'd see a murse with a murse in his hands!

murse by Choco Taco August 24, 2005