murray kentucky
An unusually boring town in the middle of nowhere. Although the town lacks anything fun or interesting the population still proceeds to think they're the best people in the Northern Hemisphere. If the town wasn't bad enough, it's the people that call it home that make this city especially terrible. All the white people think they are black and all the African-American people overcompensate for this inner desire to be black, within an especially white town, by being especially obnoxious. If your typical white iPhone isn't filled to the brim with some ghetto music you're probably classified under the category of a nerd or a Jesus lover. Even though this town, being typically country, is filled with church goers, it's almost impossible to find someone who actually follows all the rules of Jesus. They are all fakes who try to pretend they are better than everyone else, when in reality they all suck. Considering this town is typically classified as Southern, you can find the population migrating to some dirty lake during the summer months and can be found listening to a terrible country playlist. The rich people in town can be found on Instagram bragging about some vacation to Panama City or Disney World, as those are the only 2 places people from Murray travel to. If you are thinking about moving to Murray, first of all how the hell did you find this shithole on a map? Second, don't unless you want to live here for the rest of your live in a perpetual cycle of terribleness.
Normal Person: "Did your ipod just switch from Florida Georgia Line to Jesus music to 2PAC?"
Murray Resident: "Why of course it did."
Normal Person: "That must mean you're from Murray Kentucky."
Murray Resident: "Why of course it did."
Normal Person: "That must mean you're from Murray Kentucky."
murray kentucky by John Booty April 29, 2014