murphy bed 

a built-in bed that folds up into the wall of a room.

Comedian: My first apartment was so small ...
Audience: How small was it?
Comedian: My first apartment was so small the mice had to have murphy beds.

murphy bed by Figleaf23 December 16, 2008

Murphy Bed That Dick 

When you’re having an intense game of backgammon and the mother fuckers are taking too long to finish it, you quickly slam shut the backgammon set on dudes dick like a Murphy bed.

“You’re taking too long to finish this game, Jim” said David. “I know but we’re almost done and we can ride scooters to dollar general.” Jim quickly replied. “Good because in 5 more minutes I’m going to Murphy Bed That Dick.”

“Oh man, I better hurry!” Jim cried.

Murphy Bed That Dick by DJ Nipslip July 16, 2021

Murphy bedded 

When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed

He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.

Murphy bedded by Alester December 24, 2020

Murphy Bedded 

To be caught sleeping by your cruel friends in a motel where, to scare the shit out of you, they lift you and the mattress up and into the wall behind you, essentially turning you into a Murphy bed

bitch was laying there sleeping after refusing to put out. her blue balled boyfriend decided a Murphy bedding was in order and let her become one with the wall with a swift lift of the mattress...

"prude bitch got Murphy bedded"

Murphy Bedded by bNutz LA August 3, 2008