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mundane matt 

A soy-filled bitch who records himself reading clickbait articles on Youtube like his viewers are all illiterate retards. Signs of being Mundane Matt include being a fat faggot with no chin and facial hair resembling a pug's ass, being too much of a massive fucking pussy to give an opinion on anything, collecting boulders with your wife's kid, and trying to deplatform anybody who makes fun of your miserable existence.

Good luck taking this definition down, Matt.
NOW WAIT A MINUTE! MATT, NO! MATT, NOOOO!!! - Ralph on Mundane Matt
mundane matt by Mister Medicare August 20, 2018
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manwall breach 

A manwall breach occurs when the front line of the man wall is unable to keep strippers from breaking through to the men hiding behind the wall.

Strippers who breach the man wall are typically demographically undesirable and cannot take "no" for an answer. They bust through and promptly attach themselves like barnacles.
Larry was safely hidden behind the manwall until Mich let his guard down and a manwall breach occurred. Poor Larry never had a chance.

Mugwallace

The game of Mugwallace is a time honored tradition at J.H. Rose High School in Greenville N.C. The game keeps players on their toes at all times. The rules are simple: when asked a question by a fellow player, one must not answer with "who?" If a player responds with the phrase "who?" the opposing player says Mugwallace and claims victory. The player whom said "who?" sulks in shame.
Steve: I heard someone was talking shit about you yesterday.
Bryson: Who?
Steve: Mugwallace bitch!
Bryson: *cries*
Mugwallace by Grant and Harrison January 3, 2019
Sudden urge to masterbate in public toilets. Starts with sharp pains in the balls usually resulting in disappearing for 30 - 40 minutes
Hey don't mind me I'll be in the shitter having a Monwank ... Doctors orders
Monwank by Slapass May 3, 2014
munachi is an all around amazing person. she takes time out of her day to tell you you look good and is helpful (although not very patient). she is honest and even though she has off days she always picks herself back up and keeps being the great person she is. shes absolutely GORGEOUS thick as hell and doesnt give a thot boy the time of day. she will always be there for her friends so if you find a rare munachi dont let her go.
thot boy 1:“damn munachi’s lookin thick as ALL HELL in those leggings”
thot boy 2: “yeah man you should go talk to her”
thot boy 1: “aight bet”
thot boy 1 to munachi: “aye girl can i get yo numb-“
munachi: “nah hunny i dont give thot boys the time of day
munachi by jland0620 May 9, 2018
Amazing! Stunning! So smart, so sporty. Direct translation: You are with God. Too good. Very handsome.... hard NOT to like. But still he keep it:
100% legit
100% lit
Ndinoziva kuti Munashe. Or ‘I know Munashe, very smart and handsome!
Munashe by Nash360 July 8, 2018