munkton

slang for the female genitalia

that ho just got her munkton blasted!

by Jecto123 October 9, 2008

Monktonite

Describes a person hailing from Monkton Ontario.

Usually sighted driving a Cutlass - sporting a mullet, Ski-Doo or Yamaha jacket, tight jeans, and shit-kickers. Monktonites are slow, dim-witted, greasy, and blue-collar.

All Monktonites guzzle cheap Canadian beer, smoke cigarettes, and love to "wrassle."

That f*cking drunk Monktonite threw me on the fire at Tom's bush party the other night.

by Time4SumAksion July 30, 2004

Monkton

the mucus secreted by the anal glands to help lubricate fecies.

U stink like monkton!

by Fat Ass Biatch May 19, 2003

Munkon

A female aged between 16-90 who seems sexually attractive.

Hey Clarence, that girl over there is a munkon. I'd give her a poke.
Your quite right Giles, she is. I would also like to give her a poke

by Jackt1988 January 19, 2009

Hows your Minkton?

A variant of 'hows your father?' The origins of the phrase are obscure at best. To 'have a bit of hows your Minkton' implies that the individual in question has partaken in sexual activites that are far from what is considered simple love-making. Such complex maneuvres as inverted fisting, mongolian hate slamming and the 'human sock' would be considered some of the tamer moves used during a session.

John: How about a bit of hows your Minkton?
Stacey: You sick bastard! Ok then.

Additional note: My house is your house and your house is Monkhouse.

by Monkhouse April 11, 2008

munton

Derivative of the word 'minton' where the person is caught up in an unfortunate incident and/or cirsumstance.

Man falls over...

"haha, look at him, he's a right munton! right gud!"

by Billy Bob March 24, 2005

mungtongue

The greasy aftermath left on ones tongue after going out on a successful munging the night before.

Guy 1: man that was a good time last night.
Guy 2: ya, a good munging is awesome but the mungtongue the morning after is even better!

by Mungtongue December 10, 2018