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munchjob kit 

Used to aid a munchjob. Contents include:

• (1) hairy mustache (may be used for disguise or simply pleasure)
• (1) container of Altoids
• (1) pair of tweezers
• (3) rolls of dental floss
• (10 oz.) tarter sauce (for added flavor)
Knowing what was to come, he whipped out his munchjob kit and immediately began to apply the tarter sauce...
munchjob kit by The General November 23, 2003
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Munch job 

A form of blow job when the giver munches or chews, it can be intended or by accident, depending on the context it's used in.
Pmsl, Jeff told me Shirley slipped when she was tasting his meat, gave him a munch job.

Damn, that Laura girl's one kinky slut, gave Jonny a munch job yesterday.
Munch job by MeatyMan January 14, 2008

munchwobbler 

Someone who takes a distinct advantage in board games!
Wow, that Lewis is such a munchwobbler.
munchwobbler by savagecabbage123456 November 11, 2022

munchwobble 

To munchwobble is to take over a board game, win and rub it in loser's faces.
Lewis just loves to munchwobble.
munchwobble by savagecabbage123456 November 11, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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