mumbo kumbo

a fat load that has been dispensed

(an image of ui ui from jujustu kaisen)
kieran: "looks like someone took a big fat mumbo kumbo on his head"

by wafflespot October 5, 2023

Kimbo Mumbo

A boy with butter fingers who regularly screams about anime and Rick and Morty

Oh god what a Kimbo Mumbo Will he ever dry his fingers and shut up

by Kimbo mumbo July 9, 2020

Kimbo Mumbo

The term to describe a small boy who thinks he's a lot taller than in actuality, most likely plays Fortnite unironically and has inhuman greasy fingers. He will say people are beneath him just for the sake of it, usually calling them irrelevant, irrelevant and on the odd occasion, irrelevant. Along with playing Fortnite unironically, he also believes to be the greatest player of all time; and partakes in the small Fortnite cul- I mean clan known as RT Clan (also unironic).
So if you know a Kimbo Mumbo, seek help immediately, as they are classed as high danger individuals.

He looks both high and drunk, but is neither.
He's a Kimbo Mumbo.

by notbencowan August 31, 2020

Kimbo Mumbo

A short manchild with destructive tendancies. Runs around in circles attacking anyone in sight and eats anything he sees, including human skin. Has connections to Elon Musk and probably Kim Jong-Un too. If given the chance he could end the world via nuclear warheads and inappropriate sexual tension. A true force to be reckoned with.

Oh no it's Kimbo Mumbo, we gotta get out of here or he'll kidnap, beat and eat us!

by notbencowan June 15, 2020

Kimbo Mumbo

A small boy with greasy fingers

Look out it’s Kimbo Mumbo

by BobRossIDontDoDrugs March 14, 2020

Kimbo Mumbo

a morbidly obese manchild with thicker thighs than your mum and fewer braincells than a scouse roadman on pcp

You literally cannot use this comment on anyone because kimbo mumbo cannot form a cohesive sentence in english - we haven't tried any other languages so I'll get back to you once we do.

by notbencowan May 17, 2021

mumbojumbo

A word that can be used in place of any word to describe any place or thing.

Wa's mumbojumbo!Katy has such a huge mumbojumbo on her mumbojumbo that is mumbojumboing me in the mumbojumbo. It's not mumbojumbo.

Translates to:

What's going on! Katy has such a huge cock on her nose that is poking me in the eye. It's not acceptable.

cocknose cockface cockhead

by Annabombanna July 27, 2006