3 definitions by notbencowan
The term to describe a small boy who thinks he's a lot taller than in actuality, most likely plays Fortnite unironically and has inhuman greasy fingers. He will say people are beneath him just for the sake of it, usually calling them irrelevant, irrelevant and on the odd occasion, irrelevant. Along with playing Fortnite unironically, he also believes to be the greatest player of all time; and partakes in the small Fortnite cul- I mean clan known as RT Clan (also unironic).
So if you know a Kimbo Mumbo, seek help immediately, as they are classed as high danger individuals.
So if you know a Kimbo Mumbo, seek help immediately, as they are classed as high danger individuals.
by notbencowan August 31, 2020
A short manchild with destructive tendancies. Runs around in circles attacking anyone in sight and eats anything he sees, including human skin. Has connections to Elon Musk and probably Kim Jong-Un too. If given the chance he could end the world via nuclear warheads and inappropriate sexual tension. A true force to be reckoned with.
by notbencowan June 15, 2020
a morbidly obese manchild with thicker thighs than your mum and fewer braincells than a scouse roadman on pcp
You literally cannot use this comment on anyone because kimbo mumbo cannot form a cohesive sentence in english - we haven't tried any other languages so I'll get back to you once we do.
by notbencowan May 17, 2021