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mumbletank 

This is the place in which a person will find themself after they have consumed so much alcohol, chronic or other mind-altering substances that anything and everything that comes out of their mouth will be completely and utterly unintelligible.
That cretin just chugged 2 pints of MD/20-20 and he will be deep in the "mumbletank" for the foreseeable future.
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mumblepants 

girls' pants so tight that you can see the lips moving but you can't hear what they're saying
woah! look at the mumblepants on her!
mumblepants by jonny notions October 12, 2005

mumblespeak

The attempt to cover something up by giving information that says absolutely nothing.
Devin Nunes used mumblespeak to try and divert the public's attention from the investigation into Trump's ties with Russia.
mumblespeak by notdahamstereep March 22, 2017

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026