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Mufflepants 

Underwear designed to effectively manage problematic farting.
Before discovering Mufflepants, the loudness and stench of my work-related flatulence was a terrible problem during staff meetings!
Mufflepants by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019
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mumble pants 

when your pants are so tight you can see a womans lips move
hey mumble pants i can see your lips moving but i can't hear what you are saying
mumble pants by skeeter April 8, 2004

mumble pants 

Pants that are so tight you can see the lips moving but you can't make out what they are saying
Did you see that hotty in the mumble pants, she is fine
mumble pants by gum13y June 23, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026