mumblepants

girls' pants so tight that you can see the lips moving but you can't hear what they're saying

woah! look at the mumblepants on her!

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Mufflepants

Underwear designed to effectively manage problematic farting.

Before discovering Mufflepants, the loudness and stench of my work-related flatulence was a terrible problem during staff meetings!

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when your pants are so tight you can see a womans lips move

hey mumble pants i can see your lips moving but i can't hear what you are saying

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Pants that are so tight you can see the lips moving but you can't make out what they are saying

Did you see that hotty in the mumble pants, she is fine

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