muluke 

She probably has dark hair and probably lives in Kuwait or any other Arab country, has glasses and braces, is born on October, really loves duf3a.

Muluke is such a smart student!

muluke by Bbyorla1831 November 18, 2020

muliked 

\ˈmə-ləed\ verb past tense - the act of finding every nook and cranny in a meeting attendee's schedule and attempting to fill that without regard for the attendee's ability to attend to daily functions like eating lunch, etc.

Damn, we've been muliked, now I don't even have time to eat lunch today.

muliked by Corporate Crusader October 20, 2015

maluke 

An illegal immigrant. One that has snuck into to the country in search of a better life and to get away from the corrupt Guatemalan government.

Did you hear Maluke was deported back to Guatemala?

maluke by Greatkindaguy January 19, 2014

mülke 

A kind and loving person that stole the hart of jared stanissis
She's a shy person that needs to be loved for she deservs it and so much more.

Mülke stole my hart ❤

mülke by Hitch_Hicker August 3, 2018

mulkey's law 

The worst possible situation has already occurred you just don't know about it yet.

We got hit by mulkey's law again, the car tire was flat when we tried to take it to shop.

mulkey's law by Gnomiesnhomies October 4, 2017

Muluken

a perfect date!

she's looking forward to a muluken

Muluken by alldayLord March 11, 2020

Mulkey 

Description of a tremendous case of explosive diarrhea. It is is characterized by three specific details. 1)Spackle, when shit chunks pepper the walls of the porcelain bowl. 2) Blowback, when a combination of toilet water and diarrhea splashes back onto the ass . 3)Shitsickles, when diarrhea is released with such force that shit is left dripping from the underside of the the toilet seat. It is important that all three components occur for the trifecta of the Mulkey to be complete.

I had some Los Beto’s for lunch and now I feel a Mulkey coming on.

Mulkey by Blue Jesus 666 March 12, 2020